We’ve all heard of Frequently Asked Questions or FAQ. It’s that page of questions and answers made available to customers to help with potential problems. As a funny greeting card company, we try to focus on all things humorous. We thought it might be entertaining to post a list of Infrequently Asked Questions.
Question: Do two thongs make a right?
Answer: Well, that entirely depends on who is wearing the thongs…
Question: As a funny greeting card company, it’s likely that you would hire people who are “artsy fartsy”. Would you consider hiring someone who was more “fartsy artsy”?- Steve
Answer: Probably not, Steve.
Question: Can you get “hamnesia” from eating ham?
Answer: Maybe… We suggest switching to bacon. It just tastes better.
Question: Can a vestigial tail be in the front? Asking for a friend.
Answer: We are not doctors, but we do love dispensing medical advice. If you have a “thing” in the front that resembles a tail, it’s probably not a tail. We are pretty sure on this one.
Question: Where can I get a belated anniversary card?
Answer: Is this a rhetorical question? If you missed that most hallowed of holidays, perhaps you should skip the card and just lay low for awhile.
Question: Is it okay to strum a chicken?
Answer: Yes, especially if it’s in a nice acoustic setting. They just don’t like to be plucked.
Question: I get the whole “early bird gets the worm” thing, but what is the incentive for the early worm?
Answer: Well, lucky for you we are amateur annelidologists. The lesson to be learned here from the worms perspective is to sleep in, take a sick day or just stay home and put your tail up.
We hope you have enjoyed our Infrequently Asked Questions! We will post more when we get them!
